| Genre | Unconventional reference work • Surreal humor • Twisted take on reality |
| Title | Wonkypedia: The Shocking Truth |
| Author | An encyclopedia writer who may not be entirely sane |
| Subtitle | Bizarre 'facts' about history, science, and reality |
| Description | Prepare to have your mind bent in ways you never imagined possible. This is not your grandfather's encyclopedia. |
Welcome, dear reader, to the second volume of the most prestigious, authoritative, and completely trustworthy reference work in all the multiverse: Wonkypedia! If you thought the original Wonkypedia was a mind-bending journey into the unknown, just wait until you see what we have in store this time.
Within these hallowed pages, you will uncover shocking revelations about the nature of history, science, and the very fabric of existence. Did you know that Abraham Lincoln was actually a 50-foot tall sentient top hat who wrote the Gettysburg Address while riding a sentient typewriter through the bowels of the Earth? Or that our entire universe is just a tiny marble in the collection of a celestial child who keeps sneezing and rearranging the galaxies? The truth is out there, my friends, and Wonkypedia is here to show you the way.
So throw away your silly "real" encyclopedias and dive headfirst into the bizarre and wonderful world of Wonkypedia 2! Your brain may never be the same, but at least you'll have a fighting chance against the imminent robot takeover. Don't say we didn't warn you.
